The Smell of Lilac!

MARCH MADNESS!

A commute to work that includes a stretch of highway with an open view of the horizon allowing a perfect view of the sunrise.

Big, fresh, red, juicy strawberries.

That the phrase "I hope it was worth it" almost always means "I hope it wasn't worth it and that you make yourself miserable regretting it."

Ash and I, aged 25 years, are in the produce aisle just after a work out.

Jr High Girl: Are y'all cheerleaders?
Me: oh! *smile* No, were not.
JHG: Oh... but um, y'all go to Odessa High School?
Me: No, we don't go to school, we already graduated.

I calmly walk over to Ash, and "Eeeeeee!"