Ash and I, aged 25 years, are in the produce aisle just after a work out.

Jr High Girl: Are y'all cheerleaders?
Me: oh! *smile* No, were not.
JHG: Oh... but um, y'all go to Odessa High School?
Me: No, we don't go to school, we already graduated.

I calmly walk over to Ash, and "Eeeeeee!"